What movies have not aged well?

-”Ah so!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Is homosexuality an excommunicable offense in Christianity?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Moonraker

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why do foolish atheists think their strange delusional theories are facts?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Octopussy

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

If my boyfriend watches porn, does it mean he doesn’t think I’m good enough? If I am good enough, why does he still watch? Am I not beautiful enough?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Live and Let Die

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What movies and TV shows portray realistic beauty standards?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Goldfinger

Have you ever witnessed a remote beach show where hundreds of turtles crawling to the water?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

How do people develop stage 4 cancer without noticing until it’s too late?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-All the bad guys are black.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Have you ever had sex with your mother-in-law? If so, how was it and did your wife ever find out?

-J W Pepper

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Is it okay for me to wear girls’ underwear?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

From Russia With Love

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Dr No

Why is my elder sister so mean?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

A View to a Kill

What is better, 4 more years of Trump with the media trying to hurt him, or 8 years of DeSantis with the media licking booty, or 4 to 8 years of RFK with the media hating on him all the time? (Biden is not an option, he can't win)

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Diamonds Are Forever

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why do only ugly women like me on Tinder? Is it because I'm an ugly man?